DUNKIN' CHARAC-CARA-CURA... PERSON-GUY MEME

FUH-FUCKING GORO PUT YOU TO THIS----DIDN'T HE?!

1. Pick any of your OCs: Burninggodzillalord (BGL)
2. Have them be drunk as hell
3. Answer the questions
4. Tag some people


1. What's your name?
BR... BUR... BRA... BREAD... BRUNING... BRO...... ZILLA...... LORD.

2. What are you drinking? Can I have some? :3
IT'S LIEK... IT'S-IT'S NOT EVEN BEER. IT'S LIKKE.... UHMM.... LIKE TOOTHPASTE.. ONLY.... ONLY ONLY ALL UHM.... (BRIEFLY BARFS) ACK UGH UHH... LIKE ONLY MAPLE SYRUP BUT LIKE..............

3. Are you even legally allowed to drink at your age?
I'M FUCKING AGE WWII I CAN DRINK WHAT I WUNT

4. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
GOTTA GO FASTUR FASTUR FASTERFASTIRFASTURUURRURU

5. Who are you working for?
I WORK AT A SMALL - Y-YKNOW---YKNOW WHAT. IT'S---IT'S HARD. IT'S HARD BEING A SPRITER. IT'S JUST... YOU PUT ALL THE WORK INTO IT, AND NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE LIKE IT. I SAW SOME...SOMEONE ELSE MAKE SPRITES THOUGH IT WASN'T HIS NORMAL PROFES...PROFESS....OR OAK...HIS NORMAL STUFF, AND HE GETS PRAISED--I-I-I-I DON'T HAVE MANY WATERS, I LOVE THEM ALL, BUT I DON'T KNOW I FEEL A LITTLE--A-A-AL LITTLE ISOLATED.

6. I bet you can't tell me your deepest darkest secret.
L-LUH-LINK PISSES ME OFF ALOT. HE JUST THINKS... HE THINKS I THINK I'M BETTER THAN HIM -I-I-I DON'T THINK THAT-- I--I-III---II LOVE HIM---E-E-EVEN THOUGH HE PISSES ME OF LIKE ALL THE TIME.

7. come on tell me.
BUT I-BUT I DI-D-D-DID I  DID TELL YOU

8. Do you realize what you've just said?
YE-UH-HMM UH WAIT-----(FARTS)-YES.

9. What is the little voice in your head saying right now?
IT WANTS ME ME ME TO GO BACK AND PLAY MEGA-MEGAMAN ZERO FOR THE 36TH TIME. I-I-I LIKE THAT GAME.

10. Where is Sarah Connor!?
IN THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK, FUCKHIN DUMBHASS.

11. Do you have anything to say to the mic?
DROP DA BASE!

12. Who is Batman' s secret identity
KOOPS. "H-HEY-MARIO - DO YOU THINK THAT-THAT WHEN WE MEET THE PRINCESS SHE'LL WANT TO GIVE--H-H-H-ME A "SHELL JOB"? EHEHEHHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHHH"

13. Why dont you go ahead and walk in a straight line from heel to toe and say your abc's backwards.
A-B-C-S-T-D-NOW I KNOW MY F'S

14. Who is Superman' s secret identity?
DR. WUH-WEIL.

15. What's your secret identity?
I AM ACTUALLY A TRIANGLE. MADE FROM THE FINEST SILK THAT ESCAPES A WEEDLES ASSHOLE. WAIT NO WAIT - I AM..... NO WAIT, I WAS THE FIRST ONE.

16. Are you getting a hangover yet?
I THOUGHT THE FIRST MOVIE WAS GOOD, BUT I DON'T OWN IT. THE SEQUEL WAS REALLY REPETITIVE. I HAVEN'T SEEN THE 3RD ONE YET.

17. If I bashed some pans together near your ear would it help?
....DO---WAIT..... I HAVE EARS?! WH-WHERE ARE THEY....?! ALL I HAVE ARE THESE HOLES IN MY HEAD. ARE THOSE MY EARS?!

18. Would you feel better if the cops were involved?
AS LONG AS HE'S NOT SOME SHADY N**** COP. OH SHIT DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?

19. If you could do anything what would it be?
I WOULD LOVE TO BE AN ORANGE GODZILLA. HUH? I ALREADY AM? OH. WELL COOL. IF I HAD TO PICK SOMETHING ELSE? HMM... I THINK-I THINK-I.......... PONI. YEAH.

20. Well this bar is destroyed... what the hell are you looking at me like that for? -runs off-
I'M JUST GONNA.... GONNA WAIT UNTIL THE BAR UN-DESTROYS ITSELF...... OKAY............... GOD. IT'S-IT'S LIKE WATCHING....WATCHING---WATCH--- PAINT DRY...

Tag: FUH-UF-FUF-FUCK TAGGING. I-WE-UH-NEED TO STAHP THE -THE-TH-THEHT-THE SHIT AT THE SOURCE.

H-HEY I HAD A DREAM I WENT TO A WAL-MART GAS STATION.... THE FUCK KIND OF DREAM IS THAT?!